I’m pissing in an Austin bathroom that smells like the HIstory Museum in Chicago. Funny how that works.
Nuggets of wisdom to feed all the holes in your head. Excess consumption may result in an increase in sin tax.
Mix equal parts code monkey with bike builder. Combine with alcohol, guns, tattoos and hair grease. Shake with ice and pour into a dirty glass. Garnish with Masonry, light on fire and drink it down. I'm who your mom warned you about.
