Nuggets of wisdom to feed all the holes in your head. Excess consumption may result in an increase in sin tax. Mix equal parts code monkey with bike builder. Combine with alcohol, guns, tattoos and hair grease. Shake with ice and pour into a dirty glass. Garnish with Masonry, light on fire and drink it down. I’m who your mom warned you about.Tumblr (3.0; @sintax)http://sintax.low12.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz507k3uDB1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Delicious tapas and drinks on a beautiful Friday afternoon at <a href="http://www.malagatapasbar.com/" target="_blank">Malaga Tapas & Bar</a> in downtown Austin. I took my mother there after a showing of The Descendants at <a href="http://violetcrowncinema.com/" target="_blank">Violet Crown</a>.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17325392320http://sintax.low12.com/post/17325392320Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:22:05 -0600malagatapasfoodhappy houraustintexas<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz501uBQOd1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324828132http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324828132Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:06:19 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5011WRI51qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324825967http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324825967Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:06:16 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5000MQd81qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324823720http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324823720Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:06:12 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4zz6tzGS1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324821311http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324821311Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:06:09 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4zyaueIE1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324819026http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324819026Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:06:05 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4zxdhDWH1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324815952http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324815952Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:05:59 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4zw914E41qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One stop during my mother’s annual birthday visit found us, along with <a href="http://spaceghost65.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">spaceghost65</a>, at the legendary <a href="http://www.franklinbarbecue.com" target="_blank">Franklin Barbecue</a> in Austin, TX. We got in line a couple hours before they opened on a cold Saturday morning.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324045939http://sintax.low12.com/post/17324045939Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:43:21 -0600franklin bbqbbqfoodaustintexas<object width="400" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/J_agFxVR1vB6sSueISG47Q/937/969/i961" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/J_agFxVR1vB6sSueISG47Q/937/969/i961" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://sintax.low12.com/post/16402379337http://sintax.low12.com/post/16402379337Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:20:16 -0600family guyvideo<p>Holy God of Speed, I can fucking see! I have my follow up exam this afternoon so I’ll keep ya all posted.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15775488940http://sintax.low12.com/post/15775488940Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:53:37 -0600lasik<p>It’s been years of waiting but I’m now minutes away from having my LASIK procedure. Wish me luck!</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15736454362http://sintax.low12.com/post/15736454362Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:07:33 -0600lasik<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxfyvb1NgS1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not that I expect any of you smug bastards to give a shit, but here is my 2011 Nike+ Rundown.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15461694766http://sintax.low12.com/post/15461694766Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:47:35 -0600nike+running<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdle0g2E11qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I scored a couple sweet Shiner Bock promo posters out of the bathroom at <a href="http://www.scholzgarten.net/" target="_blank">Scholz Beer Garten</a> like two years ago. I finally got them framed and each is now appropriately hung at my house. Sadly, I’m still missing <a href="http://sintax.low12.com/post/213016102/" target="_blank">the third</a> (and most awesome) in the series.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15419915589http://sintax.low12.com/post/15419915589Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:26:05 -0600shiner bockbeerswag<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdl3pSonM1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Molly’s “I didn’t mean to [insert bad thing she did that she fully knew was going to get her in trouble]” face. After seven years she’s got it down pretty good.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15416182470http://sintax.low12.com/post/15416182470Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:16:05 -0600mollydoglabrador<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdkybuzW11qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the 10th Anniversary of the <a href="http://www.golivefast.com/contentsaus.php" target="_blank">Star of Texas Tattoo Revival</a> over at the Palmer Events Center in Austin, Texas. Be there or be square.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15411542847http://sintax.low12.com/post/15411542847Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:46:06 -0600tattoostar of texasaustintexas<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdksnE4ob1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Steel Horse Bob / A.K.A. Cowboy Bob / A.K.A. Bob Bitchin’ doing some leather work for me up at <a href="http://www.texassteelhorsesaddles.com/" target="_blank">Texas Steel Horse Saddles</a> in Georgetown, Texas. If you need anything done involving leather, this is the place to go.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15408361257http://sintax.low12.com/post/15408361257Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:31:06 -0600steel horse bobmotorcyclemotorcycle shop<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdkmiV0Ct1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how Casey rung in the new year. I just love how ginormous her head is.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15405965089http://sintax.low12.com/post/15405965089Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:25:06 -0600caseydoglabrador<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdki1aTF21qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These things (along with Sea Monkeys) seemed a lot more “magic” when I was age four. I’m sure they had to change the forum because of some mom out there. In any case, consider me disappointed.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15403674951http://sintax.low12.com/post/15403674951Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:17:05 -0600toyschildhood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdkdhARQ11qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This SINNERS CC plate was a find on a recent American Pickers episode. It goes without saying, but I fucking want it!</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15401460284http://sintax.low12.com/post/15401460284Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:12:06 -0600swag<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdk96jaqL1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.lowbrowcustoms.com" target="_blank">Lowbrow Customs</a> is really stepping it up in their shipping department. My latest set of parts came in this rad box that also had matching packing tape.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/15399530077http://sintax.low12.com/post/15399530077Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:07:05 -0600motorcyclepartslowbrow customs