Nuggets of wisdom to feed all the holes in your head. Excess consumption may result in an increase in sin tax. Mix equal parts code monkey with bike builder. Combine with alcohol, guns, tattoos and hair grease. Shake with ice and pour into a dirty glass. Garnish with Masonry, light on fire and drink it down. I’m who your mom warned you about.Tumblr (3.0; @sintax)http://sintax.low12.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48t24XCVw1qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Nosebleed doing up some burgers for the Chop Cult Psycho De Mayo II pre-party cookout.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23317263723http://sintax.low12.com/post/23317263723Fri, 18 May 2012 18:54:04 -0500chop cultmotorcycle<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m483ykNsvC1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Down at the camp site in <a href="http://gruenetexas.com/" target="_blank">Gruene</a> during my Club’s State Rally.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23291499936http://sintax.low12.com/post/23291499936Fri, 18 May 2012 09:51:56 -0500motorcyclefreemasonrally<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m483rdWgMu1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Brother Jesse, along with his On The Level BBQ Cookers team, prepared quite a feast for us Friday night down at the state rally.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23291358614http://sintax.low12.com/post/23291358614Fri, 18 May 2012 09:47:37 -0500freemasonfoodrally<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46gltKPbG1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looks like I got busted drinking and smoking down by the river with the other cool kids.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23235755409http://sintax.low12.com/post/23235755409Thu, 17 May 2012 12:29:53 -0500motorcyclefreemasontexasgruene<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4625wkxJA1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This sticker brings up a very good point. (<a href="http://www.lapalapaaustin.com" target="_blank">La Palapa</a> - Austin, TX)</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23225410767http://sintax.low12.com/post/23225410767Thu, 17 May 2012 07:17:56 -0500barsstickerhappy houraustin<p>I&#8217;m thinking about buying these <a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SOLID-BRASS-SLIMLINE-HANDLEBAR-RISERS-BOBBER-CHOPPER-HARLEY-C-/120896629605" target="_blank">Solid Brass Slimline Risers</a> for my Sporty. They are ridiculously expensive (and fuck, $25 for shipping!) so I wanted to see if anyone here has used or seen a similar version in person. Anyone?</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23117043976http://sintax.low12.com/post/23117043976Tue, 15 May 2012 14:53:31 -0500swagsportstersportymotorcycle<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42rpixSkH1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There’s nothing like having a good papa, and <a href="http://kieffer.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">No Hero Papa Kieffer</a> is one of the best! Thanks for the stickers and the title of “Minister of Hair Flair”. </p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23110815559http://sintax.low12.com/post/23110815559Tue, 15 May 2012 12:39:18 -0500swagno heroespapa kieffer<p>Just finished one of those new Mango Slurpee Lights. Fucking delicious! Thanks 7-Eleven.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/23106873103http://sintax.low12.com/post/23106873103Tue, 15 May 2012 10:59:02 -0500foodslurpee<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z26rfuPn1qa2rfi.jpg"/></p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22980484708http://sintax.low12.com/post/22980484708Sun, 13 May 2012 12:35:00 -0500mohawkhairfuck the man<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MVWfQ7tYK-0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://keepaustinhigh.com" target="_blank">Austin High</a> Movie Trailer. Available now at <a href="http://mrniceguysatx.com/" target="_blank">Mr. Nice Guys</a> and your cable providers Movies On Demand channel. Also <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/420-austin-high/id526303391" target="_blank">available on iTunes</a>.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22967605141http://sintax.low12.com/post/22967605141Sun, 13 May 2012 08:24:00 -0500austin highmovies“If you don’t come through on this deal, I’ll have such a vice grip on your turkey burgling groin satchel the neighborhood kids will use it as a Slip ‘N Slide. They’ll slide all over it like summer fun has just begun.”<br/><br/> - <em>Man in Boots (via <a href="http://keepaustinhigh.com/" target="_blank">Austin High</a>)</em>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22967277672http://sintax.low12.com/post/22967277672Sun, 13 May 2012 08:14:46 -0500austin highmovies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v4yuDTpo1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I came across this while reading a pretty sweet thread over on Jockey Journal about <a href="http://www.jockeyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30509" target="_blank">rattle can paint jobs</a>.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22841722885http://sintax.low12.com/post/22841722885Fri, 11 May 2012 09:44:54 -0500motorcyclejockey journal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tu417x711qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My mother, knowing my love for dill pickles, peanuts, and odd snack foods, sent me these Savory Dill Pickle Nuts. I love you too, mom!</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22800301222http://sintax.low12.com/post/22800301222Thu, 10 May 2012 16:52:49 -0500foodfamily<iframe width="400" height="290" src="http://teamcoco.com/embed/v/34405" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br/><br/><p>1:30 - I fucking love <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Andy_Richter" target="_blank">Andy Richter</a>! No one makes me laugh like he does.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22787796512http://sintax.low12.com/post/22787796512Thu, 10 May 2012 13:11:00 -0500andy richtervideo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t852Yaaa1qa71r6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Say, Tumblr. We’ve got a Code Green in C Hall.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22780523841http://sintax.low12.com/post/22780523841Thu, 10 May 2012 09:41:20 -0500code greenaustin high<p>I&#8217;ve been toying with the idea of putting some different bars on my Sporty. As long as I don&#8217;t go to extremes, I won&#8217;t have to run any new cables so it would be like a 2 beer job - I drink fast.</p> <p>Maybe these <a href="http://nashmotorcycle.com/2KX/parts/#ecwid:category=520949&amp;mode=product&amp;product=1762578" target="_blank">Dog Treats</a> (the 2&#8221; rise). I still want something on the narrow side, and already have 18&#8221; Apes on one of my other builds, so would like to keep this tighter to the bike. Any suggestions?</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22651084442http://sintax.low12.com/post/22651084442Tue, 08 May 2012 08:45:18 -0500motorcyclesportstersporty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kh0cg1UF1qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fried Pickles (some of the best ever) and catfish at Clear Springs.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22468454899http://sintax.low12.com/post/22468454899Sat, 05 May 2012 15:39:00 -0500foodroad triptexas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kgvfLZSX1qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Camping at the river. The essentials.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22467764166http://sintax.low12.com/post/22467764166Sat, 05 May 2012 15:28:27 -0500motorcyclefreemasonsportsterbeer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i9s2d5Z91qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Gas stop. All packed up from the river for another day at my Club’s state rally.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22385835586http://sintax.low12.com/post/22385835586Fri, 04 May 2012 11:00:02 -0500motorcyclefreemason<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gg1jL8Ip1qa71r6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>State Rally time! Just arrived down in Gruene - let the party begin.</p>http://sintax.low12.com/post/22324454355http://sintax.low12.com/post/22324454355Thu, 03 May 2012 11:20:07 -0500motorcyclefreemason