Photo Flashback: My 30th Birthday. Yes, I was a pirate. Yes, I just got that tattoo earlier in the day. No, those kids are no relation… they just wanted my cake!  I had to fend them off with a plastic sword and then later refused to correct their horrible red eye.

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